Ok so even though my little prince is rounding out his 3rd week in 4th grade and my daughter finishes her bachelors this year.I am a tad bit stabby about the entire supply list/homework issue. Selling organs and dog hair on ebay has not worked out well enough for me to cover even part of their expenses.
I realize some of you are hearing the choir of angels as your short ones return to the educational system. Allowing you to cut back on your “happy pills”. ( while the teachers dosage goes up)
To help decrease the ” I hate your guts” factor and possibly lessen the chances of them getting to sit all alone at a table for every lunch the rest of their lives and put kittens in a sack, I have come up with a list of DON’TS. I love you that much.
Step 1- Appearance is EVERYTHING.
That entire beauty is only skin deep is total bullshit, I mean what’s on the inside counts on the computer and it counts eventually but don’t think for 1 second that your looks do not play a part in how you get along. Don’t let your child no matter how brilliant or stylish go unmonitored by your parental common sense. Do NOT let your 7 year old daughter dress like a hooker. You’re asking for major issues. Do not let your teenagers run wild with your credit card. You don’t really want the yearbook pictures to look like this do you?
Step 2- Shop Smart
When purchasing school supplies, remember your child will be around other children. Not within the safe protective environment you provide. Somethings just automatically put your child on the sit alone at lunch list and might as well just say KICK ME IN THE FACE. Skip these.
Step 3- Your presence.
Please remember the other kids will see you during school visits, drop offs and pick ups. Please do NOT make these kind of images associated to your child unless that college fund you started when they were babies can be transfered into a Therapy fund.
Luckily I live in a very rural area ( and by rural I mean armpit of the universe). So we don’t put up with things like this. Which scares me beyond belief because I never sent my kids to a SHCOOL.
Clues something might be wrong
But I will tell you that no matter how lazy you are, you may need to consider the car rider option or change of class request. I know that totally messes with sleeping in and afternoon nap times but if the school bus looks something like this, or the teacher like this, honestly spare them the trauma.
If you have run into any of the things on this list, fix it over the weekend. Because really, 8 hours a day with people laughing at you is too much for anyone. Unless your a comedian and then you get paid. Then you can afford private school.
So go forth and enjoy the heck out of your weekend. Hug your kids ( or pet) and live this weekend, don’t just exist because that is just so lazy.
Oh Sweet Merciful Jeebus! That goth girl? picture – I … I … I got nothing. Except I would blast that shit right off my porch if it showed up there. Lets not even talk about tattoo boy.
What I did learn here though was I should not have shown up the the DD’s school with her yesterday wearing my wonder woman costume..damn. Im a parental fail.
Ha! How appropo!
And my answer for dropping off and pick ups? Big sunglasses. Really big sunglasses.
Well.. Livia just went back to first grade. THANK BOB they are all required to wear uniforms. Also my enrollment fee pays for school supplies, so no pressure there to have the latest Trapper Keeper (do they even still make those??). I think we made a good choice, for once. lol
Otherwise I would just be a complete mess.
I would totally ROCK that lunchbox! It’s Zack and Slater! Who wouldn’t?!?
I was thinking you probably shouldn’t send your 11 year old boy to school with that lunch box. You of course could and would indeed rock it.
don’t kids ride the bus anymore? if all the parents pick them up and drop them off they why I have to get stuck behind every bus in the state when I am trying to get to work?
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