Being Peachy
  • Home
  • About
    • Hurricane Kit
  • Advertising and PR
  • Awards and Badges

Categories

  • FaceBook Fun
  • Funny Stuff Friday
  • It's Juicy
  • Latest
  • Moronic Mondays
  • Peachy Advice
  • The Peachy Tree

Background Check Me!

Blogroll

  • JENNY
  • Purse and Boots
  • RECKMONSTER
  • SUBWOW

Back To School Funny Friday

Posted on August 27, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in Funny Stuff Friday - 8 Comments

Ok so even though my little prince is rounding out his 3rd week in 4th grade and my daughter finishes her bachelors this year.I am a tad bit stabby about the entire  supply list/homework issue.  Selling organs and  dog hair on ebay has not worked out well enough for me to cover even part of their expenses.

I realize some of you are hearing the choir of angels as your short ones return to the educational system. Allowing you to cut  back on your “happy pills”. ( while the teachers dosage goes up)

To help decrease the ” I hate your guts” factor and possibly lessen the chances of them getting to sit all alone at a table for every lunch the rest of their lives and put kittens in a sack, I have come up with a list of DON’TS.  I love you that much.

Step 1-  Appearance is EVERYTHING.

That entire beauty is only skin deep is total bullshit, I mean what’s on the inside counts on the computer and  it counts eventually but don’t think for 1 second that your looks do not play a part in how you get along. Don’t let your child no matter how brilliant or stylish go unmonitored by your parental common sense. Do NOT let your 7 year old daughter dress like a hooker. You’re asking for major issues.  Do not let your teenagers run wild with your credit card.  You don’t really want the yearbook pictures to look like this do you?

mugshots and goth chick, you really don't want these for yearbook photos,

I am sure they have cute, nearly normal baby photos, maybe

Step 2- Shop Smart

When purchasing school supplies, remember your child will be around other children.  Not within the safe protective environment you provide. Somethings just automatically put your child on the sit alone at lunch list and might as well just say KICK ME IN THE FACE.   Skip these.

bad buys, don't send your kids to school with these.

loving Cher and Beefcakes is barely ok at home, but at school it just says, "throw raw meat at me"

Step 3-  Your presence.

Please remember the other kids will see you during school visits, drop offs and pick ups.  Please do NOT make these kind of images associated to your child unless that college fund you started when they were babies can be transfered into a Therapy fund.

bad dad costume and bad car line pick up ideas

OMG Daddy please go away, easy to spot the Grands in the car line

Luckily I live in a very rural area ( and by rural I mean armpit of the universe).  So we don’t put up with things like this. Which scares me beyond belief because I never sent my kids to a SHCOOL.

school sign spelled wrong on road in a school zone. written shcool

Mostly because all of our roads aren't all paved and the paint we do have is used on the water tower. Apparently Jimmy Bob loves Janie Sue.

Clues something might be wrong

But I will tell you that no matter how lazy you are, you may need to consider the car rider option or change of class request.  I know that totally messes with sleeping in and afternoon nap times but if the school bus looks something like this, or the teacher like this, honestly spare them the trauma.

chitty chitty bang band child round up and a scary harry potter teacher

if the bus looks like this, or the teacher like this, consider Private School

If you have run into any of the things on this list, fix it over the weekend.  Because really,  8 hours a day with people laughing at you is too much for anyone. Unless your a comedian and then you get paid. Then you can afford private school.

So go forth and enjoy the heck out of your weekend.  Hug your kids ( or pet) and live this weekend, don’t just exist because that is just so lazy.

XO

PEACH OUT

  • delicious Bookmark on Delicious
  • digg Digg this post
  • facebook Recommend on Facebook
  • reddit share via Reddit
  • stumble Share with Stumblers
  • twitter Tweet about it
  • rss Subscribe to the comments on this post

back to school, backpacks and lunch boxes, bullies, funny stuff friday, harry potter, how not to make your kids hate your guts and kick kittens, kids, movies to make your kids watch, parental mistakes, parenting, rural life, school, school shopping, scooter grandparents

8 comments on “Back To School Funny Friday”

  1. Anonymous says:
    August 27, 2010 at 4:16 am

    Twitter Trackbacks…

    …

  2. Holly B says:
    August 27, 2010 at 10:10 am

    Oh Sweet Merciful Jeebus! That goth girl? picture – I … I … I got nothing. Except I would blast that shit right off my porch if it showed up there. Lets not even talk about tattoo boy.
    What I did learn here though was I should not have shown up the the DD’s school with her yesterday wearing my wonder woman costume..damn. Im a parental fail.

  3. quirkyloon says:
    August 27, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    Ha! How appropo!

    And my answer for dropping off and pick ups? Big sunglasses. Really big sunglasses.

    hee hee

  4. Amy says:
    August 28, 2010 at 7:10 am

    Well.. Livia just went back to first grade. THANK BOB they are all required to wear uniforms. Also my enrollment fee pays for school supplies, so no pressure there to have the latest Trapper Keeper (do they even still make those??). I think we made a good choice, for once. lol

    Otherwise I would just be a complete mess.

  5. Kelly says:
    August 29, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    I would totally ROCK that lunchbox! It’s Zack and Slater! Who wouldn’t?!?

  6. ThePeachy1 says:
    August 29, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    I was thinking you probably shouldn’t send your 11 year old boy to school with that lunch box. You of course could and would indeed rock it.

  7. beaudreauxsbellylaughs says:
    September 6, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    don’t kids ride the bus anymore? if all the parents pick them up and drop them off they why I have to get stuck behind every bus in the state when I am trying to get to work?

  8. Corinne says:
    August 15, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    My spouse and I absolutely love your blog and find the majority of your post’s to be what precisely I’m looking for. can you offer guest writers to write content in your case? I wouldn’t mind creating a post or elaborating on a number of the subjects you write in relation to here. Again, awesome web log!

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Recent Posts

  • AAHHH-CHEW – Being Peachy
  • AAHHH-CHEW
  • silence or a sound?
  • Cure for leg cramps, or how I spent my Friday night
  • Remembering the Remarkable

Ways 2 Stalk me.

The Peachy 1

Promote Your Page Too

Tweet Me Up Scotty

Other Places 2 find me


Create Your Badge

Sit Down Comedians

'

ThePits

ThePits

S30P

The Blog Farm

The Pop Art Minis Daily

(c) 2018 Being Peachy -
  • follow:follow:
  • RSS RSS