Over the past couple of months I have gotten a few awards and had the honor of being interviewed or featured in various places. It really has meant a lot to me and I appreciate each and every one.
So I planned to add them to the awards page up there and fulfill the duties that sometimes come with most of these awards such as naming 2,5,10,100 other people I love and then dancing in a flaming hula hoop while juggling guinea pigs and making pancakes with my feet in the shape of an octopus holding Captain Nemo’s sub in it’s tentaciles.
The guinea pigs went on a rampage while I was trying to flip the octopi and dang it I ended up with a pile of mishapped pancake goop spattered on a guinea pig with third degree burns from chewing on my hula hoop.
The fact is the dog at my homework.
I mean the cat hacked my computer ( wait I used that yesterday).
Ok I put them somewhere on my computer in a folder with the details of like who gave them to me. Then I did what I do best. I lost the dang thing. Yep. Just like your
bra at a frat party, your car keys before a meeting.
I put it off because I really thought if I looked hard enough or long enough I would find it. I didn’t and now like the math I learned in school. I can’t remember hardly any of the details.
After all… I’m just a girl, standing in front of
a boy my keyboard, asking him to love her it to help her find that folder.
So I gave myself an award from all of you. To let you know the truth.
But I do love you. Even if I am not worthy.
Have a great weekend.