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FUN FRIDAY – IT’S MY BIRTHDAY !

Posted on July 29, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy, The Peachy Tree - 26 Comments

Today is the day that I burst forth out into this big world from my drunken moms gut to wreak havoc on the planet until I learned to feed myself in the wild and not drink out of the grown ups cups in my house.

I have several decades of magically craptastic bdays,  I blame the drunken adults for the ability to consistently make me feel like I lived in 16 candles but without a Jake.

On Wednesday just 2 short days ago. When I went to write my post, I thought, “self, what do you want to say to the world today?” Self took a deep breath and while rolling it’s eyes said, ” Uhm that you’re a totally narcissistic  attention seeking pile of heaving crying snot on July 30th every year because you need reassurance of some sort that you are valuable?”

I punched Self in the mouth, took a shot of cough syrup ( out of vodka so don’t judge me people were in a freakin recession here- hello !) and decided to do what I have always wanted.  Scream from the rooftops ( or cat 5 network cables in this case) That more than anything I wanted to smile.

So I wrote this Post, and made it a contest and gave people less than 2 days to not only read the post but come up with something.

And you people, each and everyone one of you, the lurkers, the stalkers, the people who virtually know me, the people who have met me, and those who have tolerated my “Leo-ness” for years.   You people gave me something so precious.  You gave me thoughtful, beautiful, funny things, amazing things, things I can only dream of. Things that made me laugh, things that made me drool, and things that took my mind to a place I know my body will never get the chance to go.   You see my friends, ( and yes if your reading this I consider you a friend).  When I say you rock so hard aerosmith called and wants lessons,  or that your so hawt  “The Rock” asked me for your work out regimen, or that I love you more than chocolate and vodka. I MEAN IT. I can actually live for months, and sad to admit, years without those 2 things. But a day where I don’t hear from you, read your blogs, your facebook updates, and your tweets, I feel less me, a little lonely and yes kinda freaked out paranoid.  I do actually care for each and every one of you and the relationships we have already built, are building now or will build when you quit lurking and start interacting.

Enough of the emotional sappy crap, but damn it it’s my party ( virtually) and I can cry if I want to!  But I wont because as you are about to see, I know people that are genius, that are creative and down right glitter cheescake with chocolate vodka drizzle.  OH yeah and here we go.  Here’s what I got.

( not everyone on here are bloggers so where I could if the person who sent it had a blog I made the image a link to their site so after your done here, feel free to mingle with each other and visit , you clearly share awesomeness in common)

Birthday present from Holly MidwesternMamah

Holly at MidWesternMamah oh yeah this is good. The Ying to My Yang, the Dil to my Do it's Holly oh lordy Miss Molly, this is a dream come true. Thank you. Thank you and Thank you.

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Big Brother Birthday gift

This is not the sea salts you were looking for, now they are cucumber melon

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and if you don’t know this next guy, well clearly your one of the few without a restraining order against him.

Brad Finn the BaldWorldPoet writes a poem for my Birthday

Release the hounds. uh I mean prisoners, uh I mean children.

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altered family picture of the peachy1

Shane, dude, you scare me, who are the dead people in my family photo?

This is from my friend Shane, he doesn’t have a blog, but he does think he’s a super hero named Shanezam and he does actually have brain damage. No shit yall. He’s like a male me, but possibly a slight bit creepier, probably taller, we haven’t actually met, yet he has my family photo and added some extra dead people.

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Jenny The Bloggess  sends me a birthday gift of a half naked man

OMG if he takes out the trash and has a black amex he's perfect. Thanks Jenny

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My friend from HS I haven’t seen her since 1987. Shut up yes I am that old.

Alexander half naked oh yeah

Barbie, you are awesome. Is it a coincidence him and the Prince share a first name?

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I can't find the right words for how much I want you...

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and now from my Darling precious sweet and obviously brilliant daughter.

a birthday event by sam to me

Honey you are the bestest daughter ever, you already had your spot on the island.

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my happy birthday collage from traci with new orleans and more

we've met twice. Yet every single picture has a HUGE story.

and Oh yeah Traci, above,  the one in the picture with me in Margaritaville in New Orleans,  BEST DAMN REALTOR IN TEXAS, licensed in other states too, so shout out if you need her.  Tell her I sent you and she will take care of you like your in her Bunco group or cookie club.

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A yacht, my birthday present from Simon Hales of Derby UK

This my lady friends is a thoughtful man. A yacht? Well thank you Simon.

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and then these next few have kind of a common theme, I can’t put my finger on it, but I think these people may read my diary, so delicious. Like BUTTAH !

Melisa from Suburban Scrawl sends me Brendan Fraiser  for my birthday !

He does, he really really does, I swear on a cheesecake.

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If you don’t believe me look..

A far too sexy collage of Brendan Fraiser and how much he wants me ThePeachy1

see.. I told you so... I would say nee nur right now, but I am drooling.

and now while your drooling and panting and swooning and all wanting to be me cause Brendan Fraiser wants me and loves me soo damn much he had to send it anonymously  as my favorite stalker, ( totally our secret code for each other so I know it’s him)

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Here’s a smack down awesome musical /video card from my Favorite Guy named Sammy.

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Ok are you back good cause this is not even CLOSE to being over baby.

Rachel gives me a mani/pedi for my birthday. Super Cool !

I seriously needed this. I had no clue how rough the ceiling was. ( see Breandan Fraiser )

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Mirror mirror on the wall who is the Peachiest one of all?

I present to you a gift so grand you shall weep with happiness and the very sight….A gift sent from heaven…a Godley gift bathed in holy water and blessed by a thousand monks…a gift so desired you may get shanked in a dark alley by a midget…a gift even Satan himself has at the top of his Christmas list…and without further ado…I give you this…

Acme Disintegrating Pistol. a birthday present to ThePeachy1 from Kristie Richards Gartner

Calgon doesn’t have shit on this.

Happy Birthday!

May your Birthday not suck big fat hairy balls… unless of course you’re into that?

Xoxox

Your Derbylicous Buddy
(if you don’t get her knick name click here, and then realize why, with people like this in my corner I feel pretty safe )

Ok people that right there, that takes thought, planning and some sort of possible borderline personality disorder that I can relate to, Kristi I Love  ya

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This next person took me on a virtual trip and sent photos. That takes talent or acid folks.  Though I have never mentioned it in a blog post ( yet) in my youth I always dreamed of living in Paris even if for just 1 season. I took 4 years of French and art in preparations. Closest use. Cajun on Bourbon Street in New Orleans.

For your birthday I am sending you on a trip to Paris. Not sure if you’ve ever been before but just imagine, here’s what you’d look like on your glorious 4-day, 3-night vacay:

In the first picture you are obviously having the time of your life at the Eiffel Tower. You were able to talk the security guards into letting you climb out onto the antenna.

In the top right picture your fans have followed you to Notre Dame and they are snapping pictures of you. Don’t worry that it’s noon Mass. The priest was a little harder to convince to let you into the closed-off areas of cathedral.

In the bottom right picture you’re checking out the treasures at the Louvre. I believe you’re about to convince the guards to let you get “just a little bit closer” to the Mona Lisa.

In the bottom left picture there you are at the bottom contemplating how hard it’s going to be to get to the top of Sacre Coeur.

Vicki from NotSoSAHM

I have always wanted to see Paris. but Uhm I have issues with height

At this stop you may just try to climb the light poles, like  this guy:

breathing in a paper bag, fear of heights guy on top of light pole

and now I am totally breathing into a paper bag and considering purchasing depends.

The rest of the details are just a blur. Looks like fun to me though. Have a great birthday trip!

Vicki, aka NotSoSAHM on Twitter or visit her blog at http://notsosahm.wordpress.com/

******************** trying to stop hyperventilating *****

Next up is someone you see on my blog just about every single Thursday. Why? Because Thursdays are my Fun with Facebook Friends day. And yeah this woman right here, is the True Definition of a HOT MESS.  Florida babe, no holds barred Zilla wrangler, The Borg her self ( yes my name is kirk and I have a friend named Borg,  My cool ass geek factor just went WAY up)

toothless pregnant chick, naked superman, rolos, vodka, and fire twirling socks, borg sends kirk a birthday cardOH Borg I may just assimilate..    There’s never a day you don’t make me smile.


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Ok my friend  Kim sent me this awesome list of things and how it compared to me and she doesn’t have a blog but it’s like an entire post to itself so therefore I gave it a page and am linking to it here. Probably some of the best quotes and examples you will find in our lifetime, ok, my lifetime.

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This next one came in under the name Your humble servants.  I have to tell you people, I would actually be ok serving these guys.   Pancakes I mean, serving them pancakes.. ( in case the husband is reading)

chipndales dancers are my humble servants for my birthday

Guys. seriously I told you it was over when I met the Droid. But ok, clean the house.

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sexy zombie, sexy pirate, sexy ninja, and of course jedi squirrels

does that mean I am a little nuts for Jedi's? bawahah cracking myself up.

*************************like the energizer bunny******************

and from my Dear friend Briggsy, who is only still my dear friend because he has promised to erase all accidentally obtained blackmail photos of me from his hard drive and memory.  He is kinda groovin on the fact we are the Kirks. So he sent me this kind of sad, very little effort put into it made by someone else semi funny horribly pornish ( and not in a hot way)  video. it’s 3 minutes, just like I suspect is the amount of time…. it takes him to brush his teeth and shave.  ( ha gotcha…)

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psychic mind game with an obstacle course

Everyone needs a telekinetic obstacle course! House of Jules...

Yes that little bit of awesome was from @HouseofJules  http://bigpikchur.blogspot.com

aka
HouseofJules on Twitter

**********************ok I am so happy right now************

My friend Kev Woods is ubber cool. It’s 5 am where he is right now and he stayed up to make me a jigsaw puzzle of who else… BRENDAN FRASER..  yep you guessed it.  Kev ranks super high on my super hero grading curve.  He has instructed me to print it and piece it together and then take a photo for proof. I don’t have time to make the deadline in 5 minutes and complete this task so instead I give you something else Kev gave me a while back. In a very dark time, this  person would record songs and covers and send them to me all the way from across the pond.  .   He did this cover for me  coming up on almost a year ago. Since I asked for Smiles for my birthday this year, I couldn’t help but pull this one out and dust it off in my own guilty pleasure. Please plug in your headphones people and enjoy.

A musical cover of Mr. David Gilmour’s ” Smile” by Kev Woods.

*****************************  that’s all folks**********************

I can honestly say you people have made this one hell of an awesome birthday for me.   If more come in or heaven forbid I missed anyone that sent one in, trying to make deadline  PLEASE EMAIL ME. Remind me and you will be continued on tomorrows post, aka, Saturday the aftermath, where the winners will also be posted.  So come back but probably not to early, you know just in case.. ( I’m hungover)

You are all the motzarella to my pizza..

Much love and I can only hope you all have as wonderful of a day as I am already having thanks to all of you !

PEACH OUT !

***Additions – sorry guys but these just came in and are too good
not to share now !***

A lovely birthday story about me, by someone who knows.

******************** and from my first HS friend AJ****************

I tried to get Mateo, the pool guy to show up, but he had “other commitments”. He is full of fail, and pain now.

5 oz Stoli® Vanil vodka
5 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur
10 lemon wedge
10 tbsp granulated sugar
The drink can be made in any proportion, though if a shot totals more than an ounce people start to have problems shooting it. Mix the Stoli Vanil and the Frangelico together in a shot glass. Before taking the shot, dredge the lemon slice in the granulated sugar. Drink the shot, and directly after swallowing bite the lemon.

Yes she sent me a recipe for an alcohol birthday cake. Hell yeah !




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26 comments on “FUN FRIDAY – IT’S MY BIRTHDAY !”

  1. The Pony Lady says:
    July 29, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    You rock it hard! I’ll have a drink when I get back home tomorrow. I have refrained from drinking while here so as to avoid being killed / maimed / disabled by a throat punch and/or crotch kick.

    Love to you!
    The Borg

  2. Holly B says:
    July 29, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    Hope you have the best one ever! Great prezzies!!!

  3. Traci says:
    July 29, 2010 at 11:59 pm

    Happy Birthday! Looks like you got the Mother Load! I too will have a drink tomorrow and possibly the next day all to celebrate your B-day! Grenades for everyone and dont’ forget the toppers!
    Lotsa <3
    Traci

  4. ThePeachy1 says:
    July 30, 2010 at 12:01 am

    I love you guys and want you to know that trying to meet your much advanced deadline and being forced to publish without proof reading ( like it helps anyway right?), well that was more pressure than I have been under since me and John Candy dry humped..

  5. BusyDad says:
    July 30, 2010 at 12:09 am

    Man! I missed all the fun! But I wanted to wish you a happy birthday anyway.

  6. ThePeachy1 says:
    July 30, 2010 at 1:40 am

    Aww you sweetie.. thanks man, I can’t believe you have time to type/breath, with your beautiful new Pink Ninja.

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  8. Melisa says:
    July 30, 2010 at 6:39 am

    Happy birthday! WOOOOOOT!

  9. FabuLeslie says:
    July 30, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    Ok, So I’ve been posting on my blog, but not reading others for the past few days. And I come back and find this amazingly bananas post. I love it. I will have to ask for the same thing on my birthday. Enjoy a super-mega-ultra-bad-ass day!

  10. ThePeachy1 says:
    July 30, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    Your welcome and I am so glad you made it by !

  11. Rachel says:
    July 30, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    It IS your party, and I guess you CAN cry if you want to, but I don’t really think you should. Because really, Johnny is a douche, and I heard he has the clap. And everyone knows the only reason he’s going out with Judy is because she’s easy. It’ll be her turn to cry soon enough cause Johnny’s going to leave her ass AND she’ll have the clap, but you better not take Johnny back because venereal diseases are nothing to mess with. (Can you tell I listened to WAY too much oldies music growing up?)

    And why would you want to cry anyway?! You now have all the ingredients for a chocolate martini, which you can enjoy while waiting for Brendan to pick you up for your birthday date, which you’ll look fabulous for thanks to your mani/pedi from yours truly (and trust me it does indeed look fabulous!), which is great since he’s taking you to Paris because you know how high fashion those Parisiens are, but just in case anyone gives you shit you can zap them with your disintegrating pistol, and while you’re gone the Chippendale dancers will be cleaning your house, and when you get back ASkars will apparently be waiting in your bed.

    Sweet Merciful Heavens!! Now THAT is a birthday 🙂

  12. ThePeachy1 says:
    July 30, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    and scene.. I will so be playing this edited production over and over in my head.. Lovely .. darling. Lovely

  13. RachelintheOC says:
    July 30, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    ahem…different Rach there babe. But…

    Happy fucking birthday!

    There will be vodka. There will be cursing. There will be (hopefully for you) fucking.

    D: all of the above.

    xoxo,

    RachelintheOC, baby

  14. ThePeachy1 says:
    July 30, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    oh sorry with this screwed up screen res thing I can barely see, I saw a tall skinny rach and assumed it was you. Whoops.

  15. Jenny, Bloggess says:
    July 30, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    Happy birthday, hotness.

  16. Erica Hall says:
    July 30, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    I’m glad you liked the story.. hopefully the pictures too love you happy birthday

  17. ThePeachy1 says:
    July 30, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    and I love you.. all… in your evil delicious, lovely glory…

  18. Ri, The Music Savvy Mom says:
    July 30, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    Nice. I send you my first born son, and not even a notice!? (Okay, so it was a video, but still.)
    Good thing you’re so absolutely awesome in every way, so I still love you. *mwah* Happy Birthday, Nutbag!

  19. Amy says:
    July 30, 2010 at 8:58 pm

    Happy Birthday! Enjoy your “cake”. 🙂

  20. ThePeachy1 says:
    July 30, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    No Ri, this post went up at midnight and you sent me the little super star today, so I will be putting him in tomorrows follow up !

  21. theprince says:
    July 30, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    happy birthday

  22. BacardE says:
    July 30, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    Hope your Birthday was something to remember. I love you!. P.S Its not over yet….. *hint*

  23. ThePeachy1 says:
    July 30, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    woo hoo !! oh Ladies and Gentlemen, meet my husband the Droid !

  24. Ri, The Music Savvy Mom says:
    July 30, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    (You knew I was totally kidding, right? Well, not about wishing you a happy birthday & that you’re an absolutely awesome Nutbag…the other part. ;))

    Oh, and the kiss. 100% serious about the *mwah*. Rawr.

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