Hello fellow warriors and welcome to this inner ring of Hell we call Monday. As you know Iusually post a moronic monday story here showing you just how high up on the charts I can go in “epic asshattedness”.. I have so many of these stories ( because I am obviously an idiot) that I just don’t know which one to choose from now.
So you get to pick. Yep interactive blogging. Dig that shit..
You can pick from a story below or come up with your own topic and I am sure I will have a story for it. ( Also don’t forget to get your questions for advice in today for my Non Advice Column tomorrow. it’s email@example.com )
So here are just some of my moronic monday topics for your choosing or make up your own.
Snake and the trampoline
Goat in the shower
Desks out the window
Snakes in Skellies drawers
Drug Dogs at High School
Doing Jail time
Getting robbed at work
The Happy Flasher
The traveling tattoo
Dogs, filing cabinets and casts
Ice caps and shit falls
The moral of Karma and the broken toe
Skinny dipping in Aligator Lake
Mr Cop meet Mr Tree
How to run away properly
Getting out of traffic tickets
Concerts backstage and lost dumpster sleeping
The Liqour Run
A lunch meeting where I can not eat .
so there ya go, of course if you have a topic feel free to throw it at me I am sure I probably have a story about it, make sure you comment below or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with your ideas, wishes, votes or questions for tomorrows advice column.