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Funny Stuff Friday – Happy July 4th

Posted on July 2, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in Funny Stuff Friday - 3 Comments

Well people some how we managed to barely survive another week. In light of our heroic efforts of making it all the way to  not just any old weekend but July 4th weekend. This is a special edition of Funny Stuff Friday. I live in the land of “hell yeah” and “yeehaw” which means you can’t drive through my one horse town without there being 15 trailers selling fireworks between the tanning salons and churches. So get your holiday weekend on, but please use common sense and be safe.

In light of my recent all out assault on my person by nature really crappy luck, and vicious attacks by the small mishaps with the insect world, we have decided to stay home.  ( which is stupid because all of the bad things happened to me here)   My husband said if we went camping it would end like this.

camping covered in bees

this is how my camping trip would go.

So I suggested kayaking.  We have this great spot we enjoy every year that has just a tad of white water.    He emailed me this and said this would happen.

shark following a kayak at sea

although mine is a river he is probably right

So I said well maybe we could just have a BBQ and  Stuff maybe invite friends over or something..

dunn family doing bbq stunt with marshmallows

uhm I think they are doing it wrong.. but that would be my luck

and  I live were people would inevitably do things like this.

never light a firecracker from you butt cheeks

and again.. I am pretty sure your doing it wrong.

So I give up I will just stay home and celebrate this patriotic holiday by looking at stuff like this.

hot guy abs in front of an american flag

Now that's a Patriotic Celebration I can totally get behind. NOM !

Oh yeah I forgot my male readers…  don’t say I don’t think about you.

fat ugly wonderwoman

this chicks flags a little bigger than Linda's was huh?

Ok people now go forth and have a rockin’ but SAFE holiday weekend…

PEACH OUT

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3 comments on “Funny Stuff Friday – Happy July 4th”

  1. Holly B says:
    July 5, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    God I miss living in the south. I really REALLY do. Nothing says God Bless America quite like a trip to the ER for 2nd degree burns to the bootay !

  2. Holly B says:
    July 5, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    ^^^^^^ and that’s not sarcasm. It all starts with “Hey Y’All Watch THIS!” – you know what I mean Peachy. 😉

  3. ThePeachy1 says:
    July 5, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    yes.. yes.. I know exactly what you mean. Even more awesome is we don’t have to have a holiday to do these things, just more than 1 person and usually some beer.

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