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Witness Protection – Moronic Monday

1ripswa

Hi guys, it’s here, Monday. No denying it. It’s  basically laughing in our face letting us know it’s going to attempt to fall us like a huge oak tree onto a roof of our local happy spot. It’s our job to punch Monday in the throat/crotch and show it who is boss.  I can’t help physically assist [...]

Memorial Day- Remembering

1memorialday

The sun can not set a single day without me remembering in some small way to think of the price that they have paid. Those so young that have left behind their childlike dreams and toys. All the little girls turn to women and men that spring from little boys. The ones left behind are [...]

Thor bruised my Groin and my heart- Moronic Monday

1thor1

Well hello there darling friends and a big juicy welcome to any new friends.  Yep it’s Monday so you know it’s time to put on your wicked heels ( optional cleats) and rocket crotch kick Monday in the Junk.  Every Monday I arm you with fodder against this evil day with the knowledge that I [...]

Canada Hates me, the lines forms to the right

Duddly Doright and Canada

So today is Monday. Me and Monday have a long history of not getting along, in fact I am pretty sure Mondays have been out to kill me for decades, yet every week I fight the good fight and try to kick Monday in the junk.   You may have noticed a hint during me [...]

Chalk Gate- Moronic Monday

moronicmondaycsi

It’s here again.  Monday.   I think of this weekly adventure as a war.  I can do little to help you.  But I can give you laughter for armor.  So I dig up a story to show you just what a tremendous moron I am in the hopes you may get through your day with a [...]

The wait is over we have the winners !

1win1

Well my darlings it’s Monday which means you deserve a Moronic Monday story and yes you will get one, but more importantly  it’s also the day I announce the winners of the BEING PEACHY BIRTHDAY BLOG GIVEAWAY PRIZE PACKAGES ! 3 winners were chosen from the comments of the blogs posts from this month using [...]

WINNING !

1win

3 WINNERS ! Yeah  I know I am totally going to announce them within the hour.  But I wanted to make sure you knew I knew that I was supposed to announce it and stuff.  So totally check back don’t worry I will totally say it.  I hope I can reach everyone.  If I can’t [...]

Disapproving Droid

1kirk

It’s not even a Moronic Monday but I have to tell you what happened on Dry Hump Day. OH-  Don’t forget-  Today and Tomorrow are the last days to leave comments to be entered into the Peachy Prize package give away for my blog birthday and your comment better have a way to reach you because I [...]

A PSA for your Coochie

firecrotchmoronicmonday

Hello my dear friends.  I just got home last night from the always awesome New Orleans but this time it had an extra dash of double rainbow glitter farting unicorns  because it was for a blog conference.    I was able to spend 3 days with some great old friends, be able to put some 3d [...]

Things worth thinking- via my Daddy

daddyjokes

My Daddy strikes again with a laundry list of  deep and profound things not only worth thinking about but passing on and then actually saying.  I share these with you. ********************* It ‘s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame. ************** You are not drunk if you can lie on [...]

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