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As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That’s how I went to my first war.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
I still drink vodka; I’m not an advocate of drinking, but I’m no angel. I don’t like grass, because it just makes me hungry.
I’m a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack – my arm and chest started hurting at the same time.
Lisa Marie Presley
Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.
The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
Whiskey’s to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
Tom T. Hall
Favorite Chocolate Quotes
Life is like a box of chocolates… you never know what you’re gonna get. Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. Anonymous
Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put ‘eat chocolate.’ Now, you’ll get at least one thing done today. We believe this is from Gina Hayes
I never met a chocolate I didn’t like. Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis) in Star Trek: The Next Generation
And above all… Think Chocolate! ‘Betty Crocker’
The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE! Terry Moore
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt! Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food. Michael Levine, nutrition researcher, as quoted in The Emperors of Chocolate: Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process…. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? Unknown
“Imagine big huge freaking vodka fountain” Here