Dear Aunt Sandi
I’m going to tell you a little story.
Once Upon A Time….
There was two lovely women and a girl about to become a lady.
The girl wished she could have went to the party with the lovely women but could not for she was too young.
When the lovely women came back home the girl was reading in her room.
The lovely women called for the girl to talk about their night.
The girl exclaimed “ I wished I could have gone I could have partied with you and could have kept up.”
The lovely women laughed and said “Why go out and party when we can do it at home.”
So The Story Begins
The lovely women pulled bottles of vodka from the shelves, pulled ice and lemons out along with some sugar.
The girl was baffled. She could not believe there for serious.
The Girl poured herself a glass of some sweet tea and cut the lemons into slices.
Sugar was poured into a bowel and shot glasses were out on the table. The Vodka was poured into a measuring cup with some ice.
One of the lovely women told me it was to make the vodka go down smoother.
I poured a shot into my tea and began to drink.
the lovely women laughed and shots were being poured and lemons dipped in sugar. Down the Hatch!
The Shots and Shrimp
So now the girl is feeling happy thinking that she can handle drinking with the lovely women.
They proved her wrong all over again.
The lovely women were feeding the girl shrimp and pouring her shot after shot after shot.
One lovely woman went to bed. So the girl was left with just one lovely woman.
More shots were going down and then the girl makes a STUPID decision and mixes her vodka with coconut rum.
Like a dumbass she does shot for shot.
Then she does the unthinkable but yet not so much…
Drunk Phone Calls and Music
She pulls out her cell phone and calls everyone in her address book.
Then when the girls phone dies she goes for the lovely woman’s cell phone and calls more people. And runs up her minutes.
Then when she gets done with the phone she turns the music up really loud listening to Cyndi Lauper.
The lovely woman just laughed and sang along with the girl.
Then all of a sudden the girl turns green…….
She threw everything up in her system.
It was not a pretty site and the lovely woman laughed and tied my hair back and put my face in a bucket.
The girl passed out and every so often she would vomit.
The Next morning was even worse.
The Next Morning
The girl woke up looking and feeling like the Crypt Keeper.
She swore that she will never drink that much in her life again!
The two lovely woman just laughed and said “You can’t handle the Big Dogs” and just laughed and laughed.
It was a night to remember and never forget.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!