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Remembering the Remarkable

If you know me, you know that I’m not about the fluff and not about the “jump on the bus” mentality. So take it as my word, and if it applies to you, thank me later, if not, keep looking.

I am medically known as a zebra, believe it or not this is actually relevant to this post and I will try to keep it short.

Nice try kid.

I never saw a wildthing sorry for itself

There I was, snuggled into my bed. Pitch dark in the wonderfully silent house.  Surrounded by the 8 pillows and my own especially soft comforter.  Sleeping.  That’s how I roll. Tap Tap –  “mom” OMG OMG I”m up what’s wrong OMG !!!    I fling myself out of the bed and assume the stance of […]

Customer Service

Dear Service Providers of the Universe,   I have compiled a list of things to help you out with that all elusive things called common sense.  I am super nice like that..   1– please do not have a recording tell me repeatedly that I can do everything on your awesome website, I am familiar […]

TwongBall- Parting is such sweet sorrow..

This morning as I fumbled my beaten keyboard with my still sleeping fingers I was smacked in the face with news that opened a floodgate of memories. “RIP TWINKIES- HOSTESS CAKES NO MORE” I was probably in shock, but instantly an entire lifetime flashed before my eyes.   Remembering Ding Dongs, SnoBalls, Twinkies and the […]

never ever light your farts on fire here is why…

smuggling cats to cold war russia

” what the hell are you thinking???? didn’t I tell you about the time I got busted smuggling kittens in from India to sell to the Russians during the cold war? yeah well that’s EXACTLY how that entire thing all started

Captains Log

crew morale is becoming dangerously low. This could be my last update.

OH Lawdy y’all!

the end is near, run.

RUN!!! The end is near! We were so distracted by zombies we forgot every single post apocalyptic movie script ( warning) that came out in the 90’s….

Thank you Mom, that’s the best gift ever.

Ok quick post on Christmas Eve because there is so much I still have to do before I can lay down and dream of sugar plums, but I really need to share this. If you are a friend/follower who has been with me a while then you already know about “my dude”, My second child […]

I’m drunk, Thanks Amazon

wtf shipping is 3x purchase on amazon

This happened to me today on Amazon when I logged in to pick up a couple things.  A few very light weight small items.  No hurry, no rush, just “oh yeah I could use that sure”.   So being the reasonable calm professional person I am I immediately screen captured it and posted it on […]

Introducing Madame Chicklette

grown up silkies this is Madame Chicklettes future.. hopefully

Oh yes a new and fowl adventure has been undertaken by the Peachy Gang.   We have entered where no Kirk has entered before.   Introducing   Madame Chicklette  ( pronounced  Maaaadaaaaame   Shick-a-let) drumstick roll puleeze…….     She may not look like much now, but if things work out, and we are hoping […]

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