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The Mayhewban Experience

As I continue to recover I offer you a guest post from one of my dearest friends.

( The name Mayhewba is what the person below and my daughter now 21, but then 11, decided they would name the country they took over.  They are both still sticking to their plans)

*You’ll have to excuse my brevity. I type with one hand and it’s the wrong one. I could write for days about Sandi, but this is all my hand will allow.*

When Sandi and I first became friends my son was barely out of diapers.

Einstien don't have nothing on this kid.

He thought she was Kirsten Dunst.

I know Kirsten didn't have web powers but I am cooler. kay?

I will love that kid FOR EVAH!

He was her favorite child.

I want to win the lottery just to pay for all his wants.

Including the ones that lived with her.

Then Sandi and I experienced the joys of pregnancy together.

bow chicka wowow, could we have both had worse hair cuts?

Not together together.

At the same time.

Alex and Rachel 1 month to the day apart.

Get your brain out of the gutter, Lloyd. (her husband)

Then she abondoned me.

She left me and a pool for that bat-turd-sniffing-bastard husband of hers.

And a paycheck.

Love, too.

WHATEVER.

So, the next time I see Sandi I had to haul my whole (minus Peyton) family to see her in Van Cleve, MS.

We ate too much food.

We played too many card games.

We drank TOO much.

WReaking Havoc on any town that would let us, Eboy, NOLA, victims !

We said our goodbyes and headed home (WITH Peyton this time).

Our bodies had changed, but our our love for each other, and our ability to laugh hadn’t changed a bit.

She was being the same amazing friend she has always been to me and my family.

Some things never change.

*Be well, my heart! I’ll see you soon?*

Anissa Mayhew

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ThePeachy1: ThePeachy1 has been trolling around the interwebz since we were all in loin cloths with Monochrome TRS 80's. Mainly proud, often befuddled, but always amazed mom of 3 awesome kids and wife to "The" techo guru. When not missing vodka, friends, or wondering why more people don't appreciate the PJ lifestyle she can be found lurking everywhere on the web.