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never ever light your farts on fire here is why…

" what the hell are you thinking???? didn't I tell you about the time I got busted smuggling kittens in…

My Brain- very sexy

Don't hate me because my brain is bigger than yours. There are so many other reasons that are I wont…

Monday- oh crap

I am revisiting this because I want to and I woke up early due to the time change and I…