Please be advised that I have NO expertise ( despite what the massive spam on my site that I block says). Except I remain in the top listing in google for the search term ” epic asshattedness” NOT MAKING THIS UP. Google it. )(now I rank for several other horrific things including “robin willimas man junk” and “justank beaver” I am so proud- click here and see.
I feel bad because there are some peoples questions that are really insane long and I want to include them but posting would only up my ranking on the HLS watch list, make my entire following base seem a bit more than insane, be further evidence for their loved ones during a committal hearing.
So here are some answeres to questions I just can’t post here.
Dear “Burning Need”- No there is no circumstance that it is ok to use GoldBond for that. xo ThePeachy1
Dear “Can I” – I am pretty sure you technically “can”, but I think the questions you should ask are ” should I ” and “may I”. xo ThePeachy1
Dear “DayDreamer”- actually that’s pretty stupid, we all know unicorns are way way better than cats. Have you EVER heard of someone dying and their body getting eaten by a herd of pet unicorns? NO. That means cats are murders. Unicorns are just bad asses. xo ThePeachy1
Dear “Fungus Amoung Us”- yeah I am pretty sure he is lying, you can catch a lot of stuff in NYC, but not from sitting on a tractor seat in a museum, and not that. Head to the Dr, then the lawyer. xo ThePeachy1
NOW THE EXCLUSIVE I WARNED YOU ABOUT–
OK that’s it, also yesterday on Moronic Monday I explained that I got in a fight, it was public, in todays world it was only a matter of time before it would get leaked to the media. So doing just like Oprah, but not like her at all since I am not a kabillionare and don’t have my own tv show, I decided it would be best to give an exclusive to a fair and balanced impartial media source and offer my soul that it would be presented with me in a favorable light and since I can’t afford to purchase public support on this plight that everyone would just see my side and think I was a hero or a victim.
The full story, misadventures and dirty laundry is aired. Was it impartial?
(warning I admit up front I was fighting a guy, and he was wearing spiderman pajamas)
Now I have to go because I am trying to bedazzel my new house arrest ankle bracelet, send glue sticks.