Hi guys, it’s here, Monday. With a nip in the air and it’s basically laughing in our face letting us know it’s going to attempt to fall us like a huge oak tree onto a roof of our local happy spot. It’s our job to punch monday in the throat/crotch and show it who is boss. I can’t help you, but I give you this ammo in hopes it will be like Monday butt kicking red bull to help you through your day.
We all know I avoid rarely go into public, because it’s against my religion laywers advice.
I recently got in a huge fight- things were said ” like “
” I will rip your weave out” ( they said)
” Somebody hold my earrings” ( I said)
” you better step off” ( they said)
” you better have brought a lunch buddy this a lot of butt to be kicking” ( I said )
and then it just kind of got crazy from there. These aren’t quotes because my crappy photographic memory is in the shop but I am nearly sure that’s exactly how it started probably.
IN BREAKING NEWS-
I have just been informed there was a video of it, and they expect it to published on line sometime tomorrow night or wed morning. What this means is.
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
This also means that you are reading the writings of a full grown adult who has no right to be in public. ( probably why I have a bail bondsman on retainer at all times).
Do I really need to explain that I am a moron anymore people? Isn’t it really clear?
I hope that when this goes viral you guys like me enough to say nice things about me because I do not have the funds to purchase public support.
I will keep you posted but this was made for me and I can only imagine that it’s some type of movie poster/film trailer/ toilet paper lead in to what is about to happen.
click here to visit JC Little. The animated woman. Also if you’re not already following her on twitter just go ahead and do it, if you don’t like her, you can punch me in my virtual face. @LittleAnimation
I have to go now. I have to meet my parole officer new Doctor in less than an hour and I still smell like a road kill armadillo.
So go out and Kick Monday in the Junk. Take my Epic Asshattedness with you as armor into battle and then report back. I can’t leave the house after they put my new ” ankle jewlery” on today.
xo
PEACH OUT
* Also I got an award from TheTameOne at http://thetameone.blogspot.com/ I will be adding it to the awards page and talking about it later, you really shouldn’t be late for these kind of appointments.*