Over the past couple of months I have gotten a few awards and had the honor of being interviewed or featured in various places. It really has meant a lot to me and I appreciate each and every one.
So I planned to add them to the awards page up there and fulfill the duties that sometimes come with most of these awards such as naming 2,5,10,100 other people I love and then dancing in a flaming hula hoop while juggling guinea pigs and making pancakes with my feet in the shape of an octopus holding Captain Nemo’s sub in it’s tentaciles.
I failed.
The guinea pigs went on a rampage while I was trying to flip the octopi and dang it I ended up with a pile of mishapped pancake goop spattered on a guinea pig with third degree burns from chewing on my hula hoop.
The fact is the dog at my homework.
I mean the cat hacked my computer ( wait I used that yesterday).
Ok I put them somewhere on my computer in a folder with the details of like who gave them to me. Then I did what I do best. I lost the dang thing. Yep. Just like your bra at a frat party, your car keys before a meeting.
I put it off because I really thought if I looked hard enough or long enough I would find it. I didn’t and now like the math I learned in school. I can’t remember hardly any of the details.
After all… I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy my keyboard, asking him to love her it to help her find that folder.
So I gave myself an award from all of you. To let you know the truth.
But I do love you. Even if I am not worthy.
Have a great weekend.
xoxo