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kids

Nice try kid.

There I was, snuggled into my bed. Pitch dark in the wonderfully silent house.  Surrounded by the 8 pillows and…

TwongBall- Parting is such sweet sorrow..

This morning as I fumbled my beaten keyboard with my still sleeping fingers I was smacked in the face with…

never ever light your farts on fire here is why…

" what the hell are you thinking???? didn't I tell you about the time I got busted smuggling kittens in…