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It’s Juicy

Customer Service

Dear Service Providers of the Universe,   I have compiled a list of things to help you out with that…

never ever light your farts on fire here is why…

" what the hell are you thinking???? didn't I tell you about the time I got busted smuggling kittens in…

Captains Log

crew morale is becoming dangerously low. This could be my last update.