My facebook friends are awesome. If you have been around a while you will remember the great 100+ person shower status message or my cat suing me . Those were really the golden days.
The new facebook makes me feel cold, alone and rocking back and forth in the closet. I am not happy because, I do live for your facebook posts, and comments, also it kind of TOTALLY SCREWS UP MY THURSDAY POST ! Mark Suckenberg, I hope your happy you’re happy. Why don’t you just throw a bucket of cow blood and pig meat on me while I am in my formal? Jerk.
If you are my friend on facebook, come back to me, seek me out and leave me a note letting me know you can still see me, if your not my friend on facebook yet, WTF is your problem? Friend me, I will accept it.
GENIUS
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A NARCISSISTIC NIGHTMARE
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MORONS
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BOSTON COPS HAVE TWITTER HUMOR
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RESTAURANT STATUS FAIL
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SOUTHERN LOVE
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That’s it, I am drawing the line. I have to get ready for my family reunion I have decided to go ahead and wear make up, who knows who I could meet?