I have to give a shout out to my friend of many years GAIL ! Happy Birthday GAIL ! You rock !
Ok here’s some funnies for you guys to enjoy over the weekend.
The Mandatory Funny email from my daddy:
My wife and I went to the state fair and one of
the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding
bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was
a sign attached that said,
’This Bull Mated 50 Times Last Year’
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled
and said, “He mated 50 times last year.”
We walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said,
’This Bull Mated 150 Times Last Year’
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, “WOW –
that’s more than twice a week! You could learn
a lot from him.”
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said, in capital letters,
’THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR’
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly
broke my ribs, and said, “That’s once a day.
You could REALLY learn something from this one.”
I looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him
if it was with the same old cow every time.”
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable,
and I should eventually make a full recovery.
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Follow these directions and laugh.
1. Go to Google Maps. 2. Go to “Get Directions”. 3. Type “Taiwan” as the start location. 4. Type “JAPAN” as the end location. …5. Read STEP no 61 of the directions.
Have a GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE !!!!!