Yep it’s that time of the week where I pull a random post straight off my facebook account and share it with you. Remember if your facebook doesn’t look like my facebook you need way cooler friends.
The last 2 weeks, the posts I pulled each had over 100 comments. One was about me taking a shower, and one was about my cat suing me.
Then I got a shit ton of emails insinuating that I scripted my facebook. I am so insulted. If you read my blog or are a face book friend you know I am truly way too lazy and stupid to do something that brilliant. Really? I have never met 2/3rds of my face book friends and 99% of them have never met each other. Plus scripting? Shut up. That’s absurd { end scene, we need makeup in here stat and we will need to re-shoot this, come on people try this scene again with more angst }
So here’s a nice shorty but very important one for you. Since the thread is so short I will do interpretive dance through crappy graphics for your viewing pleasure, you are welcome.
Last night I was
It’s always on, and usually no one is watching it and then I accidentally looked up, and just like when the Titanic hit the iceberg I knew my life would never be the same.
So yeah my geek is probably showing a tad and that’s fine. I claim no expertise other than the google ranking of “epic asshattedness”.. I married a guy named Kirk, I have a friend named Borg, and Picard, and another friend married a guy who has the same name as the actor who played Chewbaka in Star Wars.. I like Sci Fi, it’s not like I really actually get dressed up in those outfits and go to the TrekkieCons.
I do not like Captain Jean Luc Picard in a speedo. Nor do I want to see any type of ” romantic” scene with the “Shat” as Captain James T. Kirk. So this got me thinking about the newest Star Trek Captain. Yes I know his name is James T. Kirk also but this is a different timeline/story and he’s clearly not the Shat.
Although slightly less barf worthy than seeing Jean Luc and his non stuffed speedo scene I still don’t want my StarFleet Captains having their communicators hanging out on TV. So I think the only option is a Viking Funeral where all copies of any scene similar to these are shot by trebuchet onto the flaming boat a drift at night..
In the interest of fake journalism I did NOT try to contact Picard for a comment. His reps did not send me this.
so even though it was a short Face Book thread this week. I hope I conveyed to everyone through interpretive dance the importance of not wearing a speedo EVER. Even if you are a Star Fleet Captain.