So it’s been a big and wonderful weekend for all you fellow bloggers that went to blogher. Whatever I might be pissed that I was stuck in the deep south with a lamp haunted by H at http://www.midwestermamah.blogspot.com . Also I don’t have blisters or new blackmail photos being tweeted by 2500 screaming women. So there.
Let’s just take a zen type moment to reflect on this week in my world.
On Moronic Monday I shared how I dated a pro football player and dumped him very publicly due to the fact he was a stalker muffin.
On Tell it Tuesday I had to flake out at the last minute and H from MidWesternMamaH slipped in giving some of the most awesome advice ever. Even my stinking traitor husband said she gave great advice. Thanks H for covering my ass like an extra large depends. You obviously rock.
On WTF Wednesday I explain more about my muffin man theory and give excellent examples of stupid athletes with stuff my dad ( the king of forwarding shit) sent to me which means they are the gospel truth.
On Thursday it was Fun with Facebook Friends and this time it was NOT my wall but a friend that I don’t know. It contained blow up dolls, man caves, inflatable sheep and donkeys dressed like the Amish.. Hand to cheesecake people. I couldn’t’ make this up if I wanted to.
On Funny Stuff Friday I shared some pictures you guys have emailed me and they were sofa king funny.. ( say it out loud syllable by syllable)
On Saturday I shared with you that I felt dirty and like a twitter hashtag hussie, shameless and excommunicated by my family. I also shared the cure. Envy pancakes. I am clearly not Martha, but I want to punch her in the head so I am ok with that.
So that was pretty much my week, well that and loving you like mad, not winning one damn thing in any of the #blogher and #homeher and any other contest in the universe. Jealous much? I guess I will be making more pancakes in the morning.