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Funny Stuff Friday IV

get your laugh on for the weekend

It’s Funny Stuff Friday again. I took a break last week for the love our coast blog carnival .   But this week we are back.  Here’s some things I hope make you smile, laugh and or snort.

My Dad emailed me this  in regards to a dog for sale.

For Sale or Free to a good home.    Excellent Guard Dog

Excellent Guard Dog free to a good home

We just can’t afford to feed him anymore, as our neighborhood has run out of thieves, drug pushers, and robbers for him to eat.   We call him Luvin Bunny but his street name is HO LE SHIT.

Excellent Marketing …..

Now on to not so much …

The job market is hard right now, we get that, but how do you explain to these guys why it might even be a tad harder for them?

Would you like Fries with that Meow?

He could be useful in a kitchen setting but no and ewww.

Think of the following as a pallet cleanser –

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

And now for something completely different,  I present the following for your viewing pleasure this video was brought to my attention yesterday and I pretty much fell in love.   This little boy has all the stage presence and adorableness to win American Idol. In fact he was full on way more entertaining.  LOVE HIM !

Now go out and enjoy your weekend, BE A ROCK STAR !!!

ThePeachy1: ThePeachy1 has been trolling around the interwebz since we were all in loin cloths with Monochrome TRS 80's. Mainly proud, often befuddled, but always amazed mom of 3 awesome kids and wife to "The" techo guru. When not missing vodka, friends, or wondering why more people don't appreciate the PJ lifestyle she can be found lurking everywhere on the web.