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YOU DON’T KNOW ME !

These colored bands, are earned by mothers, they hold knowledge and signify rank in Mother Martial Arts. beware.

Today I blew my cover in my super secret world wide Gang..   Damnit.   All because I ran in a store to grab my mom a treat.   I’m not Darkwing Duck, I am…  e.v.e.r.y.w.h.e.r.e. Dear punk teenagers with the crotch of your pants lower than your knees, with a cigarette hanging out of […]

I will love you forever.. Happy Birthday Dustin.

My Oldest Son Dusty when he was 8

Happy Birthday my little Boy.

Today you are 22. I can’t touch you, hug you, or draw you a card. I can’t hear your voice or subject you to listening to my off key loud version of Happy Birthday. I haven’t seen you in just short of a year again. Last time I saw you, you were thinner, smaller, and still very angry with the 21 years of pain where I couldn’t make it better.

My Brain- very sexy

Chiari awareness Month stop the silence

Don’t hate me because my brain is bigger than yours. There are so many other reasons that are I wont argue.

The Lion the Witch and the Warbler…

My mothers day story

Long ago in a land not so very far there was a very young Lion.  The little lion was headstrong as young lions are.  The little lion was very curious, adventurous and would always get into trouble. The Lion had been placed in the care of a Warbler, the Warbler like most Warblers was ill prepared, […]

Coffee and Testicles

jokes from my daddy

And now I give to you another great joke from my Daddy.       Subject: Coffee and Testicles at the US Post Office     Coffee and Testicles at the US Post Office A Gentleman goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” […]

O’Funny from McDaddy

jokes from my daddy

Here’s a funny email joke from my Daddy.   The following is an actual exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company. Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of […]

Witness Protection – Moronic Monday

Hi guys, it’s here, Monday. No denying it. It’s  basically laughing in our face letting us know it’s going to attempt to fall us like a huge oak tree onto a roof of our local happy spot. It’s our job to punch Monday in the throat/crotch and show it who is boss.  I can’t help physically assist […]

Funny Stuff Friday- Totally not Politics

I stay away from Politics because they are boring..  but this week they got pretty funny.  Because a high ranking Politician  named something funny (Wiener) had something named similarly funny( pictures of his crotch) ” allegedly” tweeted  to a 21 year old girl.   Now he is saying he was hacked so whatever but the hilariousness is […]

I can’t even begin to tell you people

how bad I want a freaking donut  right now. I think that anyone who was genius enough to deliver hot fresh donuts would be a freakin billionaire… and honestly like my bud on facebook just said, you could probably even get classified as an emergency vehicle with lights, sirens and speed through lights if you wanted.   […]

Sticks, pokes and the sweetest thing.

Ok I have like to cram 2 weeks in 1 post. Fasten your seat belts. So I since I did that thing with the ticker where it went blah and I went ick, and they went stick stick slash, then they went all bed bed bed. I went all yeah whatever. Run Run Run. Then […]

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