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I will love you forever.. Happy Birthday Dustin.

My Oldest Son Dusty when he was 8

Happy Birthday my little Boy.

Today you are 22. I can’t touch you, hug you, or draw you a card. I can’t hear your voice or subject you to listening to my off key loud version of Happy Birthday. I haven’t seen you in just short of a year again. Last time I saw you, you were thinner, smaller, and still very angry with the 21 years of pain where I couldn’t make it better.

never ever light your farts on fire here is why…

smuggling cats to cold war russia

” what the hell are you thinking???? didn’t I tell you about the time I got busted smuggling kittens in from India to sell to the Russians during the cold war? yeah well that’s EXACTLY how that entire thing all started

The Lion the Witch and the Warbler…

My mothers day story

Long ago in a land not so very far there was a very young Lion.  The little lion was headstrong as young lions are.  The little lion was very curious, adventurous and would always get into trouble. The Lion had been placed in the care of a Warbler, the Warbler like most Warblers was ill prepared, […]

Monday- oh crap

I am revisiting this because I want to and I woke up early due to the time change and I can’t type with the cinnomin roll hanging out of my mouth so here…. enjoy. ************ Hey there and welcome back to another edition of Moronic Monday. Where I hope that you are so distracted by […]

Focus on the Thanks pushing through the rest

Thank you to all the good things in my life

Recently I have been quite noticeably absent.  It hasn’t been because I am on a tropical island being served frozen drinks by my sexy boytoy Brendan Fraiser. Damn it. Instead after over  a year of daily posts on 3 blogs and doing some freelance writing for a few collectives I reached an impasse.  This site is created to “Be Peachy”, to remember that […]

OH man- a joke from my Daddy

jokes from my daddy

A sixty year old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. In fact, you might live forever; you have the body of a thirty-five year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?” The man responded, “Did […]

Tell it Tuesday- Not even advice

Please be advised that I have NO expertise ( despite what the massive spam on my site that I block says). Except I remain in the top listing in google for the search term ” epic asshattedness” NOT MAKING THIS UP. Google it. )(now I rank for several other horrific things including “robin willimas man […]

Sticks, pokes and the sweetest thing.

Ok I have like to cram 2 weeks in 1 post. Fasten your seat belts. So I since I did that thing with the ticker where it went blah and I went ick, and they went stick stick slash, then they went all bed bed bed. I went all yeah whatever. Run Run Run. Then […]

Fotobomb Friday part duex !

Ok so it’s here a 3 day weekend, and again here I sit on stinking bed rest, but this time I am actually ON bed rest and listening because I  believe it or not you can teach an old dog new tricks.  Last week I found out that my youngest kid,  ” The Prince”  had […]

I’m pretty sure there isn’t any squid in that.

Please be advised that I have NO expertise ( despite what the massive spam on my site that I block says). Except I remain in the top listing in google for the search term ” epic asshattedness” NOT MAKING THIS UP. Google it. )(now I rank for several other horrific things including “robin willimas man […]

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