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These colored bands, are earned by mothers, they hold knowledge and signify rank in Mother Martial Arts. beware.

Today I blew my cover in my super secret world wide Gang..   Damnit.   All because I ran in a store to grab my mom a treat.   I’m not Darkwing Duck, I am…  e.v.e.r.y.w.h.e.r.e. Dear punk teenagers with the crotch of your pants lower than your knees, with a cigarette hanging out of […]

Stupid-Expert Level

And then the stupid rained down upon mankind….   and they danced in it, and smiled, and stomped upon common sense until it was missing from the Earth. Enjoy this chat transcript with a nation wide cell phone company. Please wait while we connect you to a representative. You have been connected to an idiot. […]

never ever light your farts on fire here is why…

smuggling cats to cold war russia

” what the hell are you thinking???? didn’t I tell you about the time I got busted smuggling kittens in from India to sell to the Russians during the cold war? yeah well that’s EXACTLY how that entire thing all started

Captains Log

crew morale is becoming dangerously low. This could be my last update.

Thank you Mom, that’s the best gift ever.

Ok quick post on Christmas Eve because there is so much I still have to do before I can lay down and dream of sugar plums, but I really need to share this. If you are a friend/follower who has been with me a while then you already know about “my dude”, My second child […]

I’m drunk, Thanks Amazon

wtf shipping is 3x purchase on amazon

This happened to me today on Amazon when I logged in to pick up a couple things.  A few very light weight small items.  No hurry, no rush, just “oh yeah I could use that sure”.   So being the reasonable calm professional person I am I immediately screen captured it and posted it on […]

The Ghost of the Arctic Turkey Past

Moronic Monday Arctic Turkey

For today’s Moronic Monday I am dragging out this oldie but goodie from the past.  Hope you enjoy.   Against my better judgement I bothered to get out of my pajamas and actually went to the store to buy a turkey. There are a few problems with buying a turkey on the night before Thanksgiving. […]

Monday- oh crap

I am revisiting this because I want to and I woke up early due to the time change and I can’t type with the cinnomin roll hanging out of my mouth so here…. enjoy. ************ Hey there and welcome back to another edition of Moronic Monday. Where I hope that you are so distracted by […]

CSI I’m working here !

Ok it’s Moronic Monday but I am ubber late posting and it’s not all the way done. Why? Oh because there is an ongoing criminal investigation going on in my house.   Yep. We have 3 unsubs and we are waiting for some DNA back from the labs,  paw prints are being processed and some […]

Toilet paper-Vampires and birthdays- Moronic Monday

What’s up lovely people? It’s here, Monday. No denying it. It’s  basically laughing in our face letting us know it’s going to attempt to fall us like a huge oak tree onto a roof of our local happy spot. It’s our job to punch Monday in the throat/crotch and show it who is boss.  I can’t help […]

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