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Remembering the Remarkable

If you know me, you know that I’m not about the fluff and not about the “jump on the bus” mentality. So take it as my word, and if it applies to you, thank me later, if not, keep looking.

I am medically known as a zebra, believe it or not this is actually relevant to this post and I will try to keep it short.

YOU DON’T KNOW ME !

These colored bands, are earned by mothers, they hold knowledge and signify rank in Mother Martial Arts. beware.

Today I blew my cover in my super secret world wide Gang..   Damnit.   All because I ran in a store to grab my mom a treat.   I’m not Darkwing Duck, I am…  e.v.e.r.y.w.h.e.r.e. Dear punk teenagers with the crotch of your pants lower than your knees, with a cigarette hanging out of […]

Customer Service

Dear Service Providers of the Universe,   I have compiled a list of things to help you out with that all elusive things called common sense.  I am super nice like that..   1– please do not have a recording tell me repeatedly that I can do everything on your awesome website, I am familiar […]

never ever light your farts on fire here is why…

smuggling cats to cold war russia

” what the hell are you thinking???? didn’t I tell you about the time I got busted smuggling kittens in from India to sell to the Russians during the cold war? yeah well that’s EXACTLY how that entire thing all started

Captains Log

crew morale is becoming dangerously low. This could be my last update.

OH Lawdy y’all!

the end is near, run.

RUN!!! The end is near! We were so distracted by zombies we forgot every single post apocalyptic movie script ( warning) that came out in the 90’s….

Coming out of the closet…

Coming out of the closet. In order to just stop all the confusion and questions, I will go ahead and just lay it out there. I have Chiari, it’s a brain thing, where my brain is just so damn big and sexy it needs to herniate from my skull. This causes an endless supply of […]

Thank you Mom, that’s the best gift ever.

Ok quick post on Christmas Eve because there is so much I still have to do before I can lay down and dream of sugar plums, but I really need to share this. If you are a friend/follower who has been with me a while then you already know about “my dude”, My second child […]

I’m drunk, Thanks Amazon

wtf shipping is 3x purchase on amazon

This happened to me today on Amazon when I logged in to pick up a couple things.  A few very light weight small items.  No hurry, no rush, just “oh yeah I could use that sure”.   So being the reasonable calm professional person I am I immediately screen captured it and posted it on […]

Monday- oh crap

I am revisiting this because I want to and I woke up early due to the time change and I can’t type with the cinnomin roll hanging out of my mouth so here…. enjoy. ************ Hey there and welcome back to another edition of Moronic Monday. Where I hope that you are so distracted by […]

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